The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex by Joshua Piven audiobook

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex

By Joshua Piven , David Borgenicht , and Jennifer Worick
Read by Laura Hamilton

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The Worst-Case Scenario Series

2.42 Hours • Unabridged
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    ISBN: 9781593162733

Don’t get caught with your pants down! Keep this audiobook under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance! Experts provide instructions on what you need to know fast, like how to fend off a pickup artist, how to have sex in a small space, how to deal with a cheating lover, how to remove difficult clothing, how to survive an obsessive ex, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don’t remember. Plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses.

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A USA Today bestseller

Don’t get caught with your pants down! Keep this audiobook under the pillow, in the glove compartment, and anywhere you might encounter the perils of romance! Experts provide instructions on what you need to know fast, like how to fend off a pickup artist, how to have sex in a small space, how to deal with a cheating lover, how to remove difficult clothing, how to survive an obsessive ex, how to survive if you wake up next to someone whose name you don’t remember. Plus a handy appendix of body language, pickup lines, and useful excuses.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“Tasteful and useful, and with a great appendix of pickup lines, breakup lines, and all-purpose excuses, this is the book you need when you wake up next to someone whose name you can’t remember.” —Barnes & Noble, editorial review
“As if reading from a driving manual, she tells listeners how to remove difficult articles of clothing, fake an orgasm, deal with a drunken date, handle a bad kisser and deliver a pick-up line. Wondering if your date is an ax murderer? Find out if he was sexually abused as a child and has an obsession with matches. Not sure of the gender of your date? Look at his or her hand and be suspicious of baggy clothing. Need to sober up fast? Avoid aspirin and drink lots of water. Although much of this advice sounds silly, the authors’ suggestions are completely serious, and Hamilton delivers them that way.” —Publishers Weekly
“Alternately humorous and practical, the Survival Handbook veers into the bizarre while having the good sense to pepper that wit such nuggets as how to finagle a reservation, break up, and make up with your beloved, and dozens of other gems.” —AudioFile
“Expertly read by Laura Hamilton, this amusing and, at times, scary book…offer[s] insights on many common and uncommon disasters that can occur when people date and enter into, or fall out of, relationships…While certainly the tone of the book makes for humorous listening, a lot of the advice is very sensible and covers issues not easily found in other resources.” —Library Journal

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Author Bio: Joshua Piven

Author Bio: Joshua Piven

Joshua Piven is coauthor, with David Borgenicht, of the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook and its sequels. More than five million copies of these books have been sold.

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Author Bio: David Borgenicht

Author Bio: David Borgenicht

David Borgenicht is a writer, editor, publisher, and co-author of all the books in the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook series. He is the president and publisher of Quirk Books. Borgenicht has appeared on hundreds of television and radio programs, including the Today show, 20/20, Late Night with Conan O’Brien, the Tyra Banks Show, and many others. A popular public speaker, he has given speeches at dozens of venues, including American Express, the Commonwealth Club, and the 92nd Street Y. He currently lives with his family in Philadelphia. 

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Author Bio: Jennifer Worick

Author Bio: Jennifer Worick

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Available Formats : Digital Download
Runtime: 2.42
Audience: Adult
Language: English

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