Trump Rhymes-Surviving Trump Times

Summary

A humorous and thought provoking take on the crazy events that occurred during the 2016 election season and right up through the inauguration, centering around that whirlwind of narcissistic sociopath himself, Donald Trump.
25 Poems about Trump, his rogues gallery of supporters and opponents, as well the media chronicling it. If you feel ready to burst into tears at any moment, this book will offer a short respite of laughter before you go back to contemplating doomsday. We will answer many questions, most of which you never considered asking .

What do Trump and Dorian Gray have in common? (Hint; it's not upper class British manners)
What's worse than a week with Ted Cruz?
Which Fox News personality do the authors hate the most? (There may be no wrong answer),
Who is scared of Mike Pence? Raise your hand
Why would Morning Joe be better without Joe?
Who do you think best fits the description of a "cornpone Giuliani"?
Will the authors end up in Gitmo?
Will we receive a thank you note from Jimmy Fallon?

Alternative Facts are Just Other Words for Nothing Left to Truth
Midnight in Gotham
Four Surrogates of the Apocalypse Now
The Popular Vote Still Gets His Goat
Thanks Obama
A Street Car Named Lindsey
Fox and Friends-Breakfast with Morons
Late Night Christmas in June
Birther Redux
A Week with Ted Cruz
Der Furor
Thumb on the Scale
Fox News-Unfair and I'm Becoming Balanced
The Portrait of Reverse Dorian Gray
Landslide?-Takes Big Rocks to Suggest That
Morning Joe with No Joe
21st Century Man-churian Candidate
Mitt Romney's Back and There is Going to be Trouble (Not Really)
We Get Our Comeup Pence
Put Out the Good China
Ctrl Alt Right Delete
Truth Trump (Credit to the Daily Show)
A Nightmare From a Trump at the Helm Tweet
Repeal and Replace and Your Next Visit is Never
The Walking Dread