A Child's First Book of Trump by Michael Ian Black audiobook

A Child's First Book of Trump

By Michael Ian Black
Read by Michael Ian Black

Simon & Schuster Audio
0.12 Hours Unabridged
Format: Digital Download (In Stock)
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    ISBN: 9781508227144

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it weren’t so true. The beasty is called an American Trump. Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump. Its fur so complex, you might get enveloped. Its hands, though are, sadly, underdeveloped. The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now … political candidate? Kids (and, let’s be honest, many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those … words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And, perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump? With his signature wit and a classic style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination … sorry … president of the United States.

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Summary

Summary

What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it weren’t so true.

The beasty is called an American Trump.

Its skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.

Its fur so complex, you might get enveloped.

Its hands, though are, sadly, underdeveloped.

The Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now … political candidate? Kids (and, let’s be honest, many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those … words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And, perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?

With his signature wit and a classic style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the Americus Trumpus to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination … sorry … president of the United States.

Editorial Reviews

Editorial Reviews

“A Seussian journey describing the horrid ogre Trump.” New York Daily News

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Author Bio: Michael Ian Black

Author Bio: Michael Ian Black

Michael Ian Black has starred in many television series and films, including Michael and Michael Have Issues, Stella, The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Viva Variety, VH1’s I Love the… series, and NBC’s Ed. He wrote the screenplay for Run, Fat Boy, Run and wrote and directed the film Wedding Daze. He is also a popular stand-up comedian and world champion poker player (not true). He lives in Connecticut with his wife and two kids.

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Available Formats : Digital Download
Category: Fiction/Humor
Runtime: 0.12
Audience: Adult
Language: English