What the Hell Happened to Me? by Ellen Goldberg audiobook

What the Hell Happened to Me?: The Truth About Menopause and Beyond

By Ellen Goldberg
Read by Joette Waters

Gildan Media 9781469056524
0.45 Hours Unabridged
Format: Digital Download (In Stock)
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    ISBN: 9781469089232

Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this audiobook is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what's been happening to you, now it's time to find out what's coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor it's the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny ladies and know you're not alone. If you can only remember to buy it, you're bound to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs!

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Ladies, if you "feel the heat go up your neck, and your armpits drip with sweat, you're hands have gotten clammy and your clothes are soaking wet," unless you're running through the Mohave desert, you're in menopause. If you've looked into the mirror and wondered "What the hell happened to me?" You're probably beyond menopause. Either way, this audiobook is for you. Two dozen hilarious rhymes covering everything from wrinkles to spider veins, falling body parts to skin tags, flatulence to muffin tops, and on and on. You know what's been happening to you, now it's time to find out what's coming just around the corner. Written with an irreverent, dry sense of humor it's the perfect antidote for dealing with the trials and tribulations of getting older. So spend those sweaty, sleepless nights with these 24 funny ladies and know you're not alone. If you can only remember to buy it, you're bound to have some great, big, bloated belly laughs!

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Author Bio: Ellen Goldberg

Author Bio: Ellen Goldberg

Ellen Goldberg grew up in Ohio, then moved to New Jersey with her husband, where she taught second grade until the birth of her two sons. A stay-at-home mom, volunteer, founder, and officer of various charities and organizations, Ellen was often asked to write roasts and toasts for friends and family members for their special occasions. She began a career in publishing and copywriting after raising her sons and moving to Manhattan. She is an avid traveler, theatergoer, food enthusiast, and grandmother of three beautiful girls.

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Available Formats : Digital Download
Category: Fiction/Humor
Runtime: 0.45
Audience: Adult
Language: English